What up homies. I'm just chillin here in my crib with LaFawnda.
Much has gone down since LaFawnda and I entered bonds of matrimony. Uncle Rico came by a while back to help lay the foundation for our new South-Side Nylon Polymer operatations in Chicago. Business was great, but I've had a few run-in's with some guys on the street, and LaFawnda said I should lay low in our pad for a few months until things cool down. So i've been honing my Rexquando and building this website.
Today I even helped him setup a way for people to send HTML Napoleon Dynamite emails to a friend. I've got mad computer hacking skills. Without me his site wouldn't be anything at all.